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Who Said Superheroes Don’t Exist? Great Job, JayzTwoCents, and Congrats, Kiapia!

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Oh, and fuck you, Artesian Builds, because it's bad enough that winning a giveaway always seems impossible, and you just made it worse by redrawing for no logical reason. There was Kia's pride on the line, too, so I'm glad she decided to tell Artesian to shove that oven up their salty, cringey, condescending ass!

If I were watching their shitshow live, I would assume they were being sarcastic just like Ricky Gervais on the Golden Globes when he said, “We were going to do an In Memoriam this year, but when I saw the list of people that had died, it wasn't diverse enough.” Because only a fucked-in-the-head idiot would say something out of the blue like, “The total number of followers on all your social accounts aren't enough to make you eligible for this giveaway.”

This is not really about “The Twitter Mob” being cruel or not giving second chances; this is similar to when those who are in power abuse said power. There's no apology in the world that can make up for this f**kery, so of course it's a half-assed apology, since not everyone is honest, and genuine enough to make amends instead of filming fake apology videos — but thanks for the memes!

I'm just glad JayzTwoCents came to the rescue, and I'm sure Kia was already satisfied by the fact that she told Artesian Builds to shove their giveaway. I've been in similar situations, and trust me, telling people to fuck up was rewarding enough.